The Fruit Salad Olympics – Day Five

 

Image Description:
A cheerful illustrated poster for the Fruit Salad Olympics. Set against a bright blue sky with fluffy clouds, the image shows four anthropomorphic fruits — a smiling strawberry, a happy pineapple, a cheerful blueberry, and a lively banana — all leaping joyfully with their arms raised. Above them, large cream-colored text clearly reads “FRUIT SALAD OLYMPICS” in bold block letters. Below the title are the five Olympic-style rings in blue, black, red, yellow, and green. The entire scene is flat and cartoonish in style, using clean lines, vivid colours, and a playful tone. 

 

The Fruit Salad Olympics – Day Five 

 

Here comes the big one. Day Five of the Fruit Salad Olympics brings us scandal, shock, and one fruit’s spectacular fall from grace…

 

The Fruit Salad Olympics – Day Five: The Fall of the Rogue Raspberry

Tension burst like an overripe plum today as the Fruit Salad Olympics reached boiling point. Whispers that had been circling all week finally exploded into action as officials called an emergency press conference.

Event One: The Avocado Obstacle Run
Held at the Guac Track, this event combined hurdles, slippery seed pits, and a final dash through a tub of whipped hummus.

Favourites included:

* Banana B.A. Peel (back in form after his shotput win)

* Cantaloupe Carla (graceful but cautious)

* Kiwi Kim (all energy, no steering)

* And of course… Rogue Raspberry.

Kiwi Kim zoomed ahead, but tripped over a chickpea. Carla leapt through the hummus with elegance. Banana B.A. Peel powered through with sheer grit.

Rogue Raspberry? He didn’t jump the hurdles — he launched over the entire course.

The crowd gasped. Judges huddled. A small buzz echoed through the stadium… and then the loudspeaker crackled:

“Attention all competitors. The Fruit Games Committee has completed its investigation. Rogue Raspberry is hereby disqualified for enhancement violations under the Genetically Modified Ingredient Code.”

Gasps turned to murmurs. A single blueberry fainted.

Rogue Raspberry didn’t protest. He stood silently, then turned and walked out of the arena, juice trailing behind him like a final comma.

Gold: Banana B.A. Peel
Silver: Cantaloupe Carla
Bronze: Kiwi Kim

Post-Scandal Scene:

* Rogue Raspberry’s torch was extinguished. His name removed from the medals board.

* A mysterious note was found in his locker: “You haven’t seen the last of me. Not in this timeline.”

* Coach Kiwi was seen clutching the fruit rulebook with sticky fingerprints on page 42.

* Papaya Paula hugged Pineapple Pete for five uninterrupted seconds. “We do this for the real fruit,” she whispered.

Elsewhere:

* The Coconut Courier headline tomorrow is expected to read:
“Rogue Gone Rotten: A Seedy Affair.”

* Rumours swirl he may resurface… somewhere far from the Fruit Bowl.

 

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